I’ve been laughing at this for 3 days
I’ve been laughing at this for months
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"
I’m crying at the guy in the back of the line in the picture second from the bottom.
Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.
does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
me but it’s never an accident
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
i think my iPhone is broken.
i pressed the home button, but i’m still at school
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh