1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
These parents are doing Facebook right.
the tamagotchi one gets me every single time
Ronald’s comment comes the fuck out of nowhere
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
I CANT BREATH LORD JESUS CHRIST FUCK OMG
did this guy just livetweet a poisoning
that he committed
Social media needs to go away forever
Being gay makes it really hard to tell if you’re on a date or a man date
"Are we just friends or is this flirting serious?"
"Does this handjob mean something?"